March 2020
Communication #7: Under investigation

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I am not in breach of the Communications Act 2003 because I do not watch TV
(and why is my address all over this one like a rash?)

March 2020
Big Red Envelope

It's an Official Notice! It may look like a festive offering from Lidl, but it's those crazy guys from Crapita again. Honestly, guys, this would have gone in the bin with the rest of the junk if I hadn't been expecting March's instalment.